Hey, in the afternoon some time, can I swing by your office and get you to fill out the form to be a guarantor for my passport application? It will provide some healthy distraction, but not the kind of distraction that makes you feel naughty. If today is no good, then maybe tomorrow? Thing is, you'll need to know your passport details.

p.s. How kool is the word 'guarantor'? It's like some killer robot name. GUARANTOR WILL UPHOLD YOUR REPUTATION AND TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE AND ALSO DESTROY THE WORLD.